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jp5



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:23 am    Post subject: Not another political rant Reply with quote

In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now completely comfortable with other terminology of the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move.



Does this sounds idiotic and unbelievable to you? Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of Democrats polled agreed. She has never run a City, County, or State. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the white house, Dick Morris stated "so has the pastry chef".
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JP, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Hillary's people will come get you.......you'll be sailing along happily this summer at Leo........(that is if you don't get another ruptured ear drum)...then....suddenly....you get bumped from beneath.......and you'll think.....oh shit.... I just ran over the "bus stop"......or maybe....it's a shark.........and then....suddenly....you're pulled under. In the haze of the 10 foot visibility surrounding you, you'll scramble around, panicking, and then......you recognize a speargun pointed at you.........in your last moments your eyes will fixate on the badge on the standard issue wetsuit worn by the speargunman........and it'll all fall in place............and then you'll be sorry......... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First of all NP...WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOT?

secondly, you've seen my big weed fin. nobody is gonna mess with that.

lastly, I will retain your services and sue whoever tries...personal injury lawsuits are every lawyers dream Shocked


livin the good life on Maui Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A few bumper stickers I've seen:

"I'll vote for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriends wife" Embarassed

"It takes a village to elect an idiot" Shocked

"Life's a bitch, don't vote for one" Rolling Eyes

"Hillary sucks, but not as well as Monica" Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you prefer the genial fool who thinks evolution is bunk, the son of the Michigan governor who disavows all that he once believed to ingratiate himself with the Christian right, or the badly wounded former mayor of New York despised by the wives of firefighters who lost their lives in the collapse of the World Trade Center because of his denying them the resources they needed to communicate effectively and get out of the second tower when the first one collapsed? The two candidates saying the most interesting things--Gravel and Biden--are toast. Welcome to Pepsi marketing in the presidential election.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mac wrote:
So you prefer the genial fool who thinks evolution is bunk, the son of the Michigan governor who disavows all that he once believed to ingratiate himself with the Christian right, or the badly wounded former mayor of New York despised by the wives of firefighters who lost their lives in the collapse of the World Trade Center because of his denying them the resources they needed to communicate effectively and get out of the second tower when the first one collapsed? The two candidates saying the most interesting things--Gravel and Biden--are toast. Welcome to Pepsi marketing in the presidential election.


Over Hillary, yes.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:07 pm    Post subject: picture Reply with quote

About the same time monica was "interning"
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Truly a new low. Now others can see why some women have reacted to folks like you as the punk bully on the playground who was always picking on the girls. You clearly have more testostarone than brains.
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MalibuGuru



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? She's the one picking on them! Rolling Eyes

And to all the terrorists in the world I apologize for this outrageous behavior. I will now enroll myself in a mens sensitivity course at Berkeley.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevenbard--there is truly no hope or help for you. You simply have no class.
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