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jp5
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 Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 11:43 am Post subject: Re: LIGHTEN UP!!! |
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[quote="theq"
Where the heck were you? There were a lot of extra smores, and a plethora of bores, around the ring of fire, not to mention, plenty of fahrvergnugen. "[/quote]
... and a big jug of Spanada...
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nealpar
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| Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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To the formidable triumvirate (collectively weighing about 1,000 lbs), I offer the following message of peace:
KISS MY ASS! 
And since saying it just one language somehow doesn't feel sufficient:
Hungarian: Nyald ki a seggem! (sometimes we also say: Csokold meg a seggem!, depending on the situation..... )
Spanish: Bese mi asno
French: Embrassez mon âne
German: Küssen Sie meinen Esel
Italian: Baci il mio asino
Portuguese: Beije meu burro
Norwegian: Kyss mitt esel
Dutch: Zoen mijn reet
Danish: Kys mig æsel
Finnish: Suudelma minun aasi
Gaelic: Pog mo thoin
Icelandic: Koss minn rass
Croatian: Iscjelivati moj magarac
Czech: Polibek má osel
Serbian: Poljubac moj zadnjca
Slovenian: Poljub svoj norec
Pig Latin: Isskay ymay assyay
Afrikaans: Soen my esel
Albanian: Puth im gomar
Bengali: Chumu gAdha
Estonian: Suudlema minu eesel
Hawaiian: Honi ko'u 'elemu
Maori: üngutu taku käihe
Romanian: sarut magar
Swahili: busu. changu kitako
Swedish: kysst min åsna
Yiddish: KUSCHN MEIN EISL
Welsh: cusanu fy asen
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theq
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| Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:59 pm Post subject: Re: LIGHTEN UP!!! |
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| jpbassking wrote: | [quote="theq"
Where the heck were you? There were a lot of extra smores, and a plethora of bores, around the ring of fire, not to mention, plenty of fahrvergnugen. " |
... and a big jug of Spanada...[/quote]
] Here, you can borrow mine. 
After a bottle of Spanada, my mouth'll spew like a struck pinata. Rraalllppphhhh!
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theq
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| Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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| nealpar wrote: | To the formidable triumvirate (collectively weighing about 1,000 lbs), I offer the following message of peace:
KISS MY ASS!
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I'd hazard a guess to say, that if that "opportunity" presented "itself", there would be happy compliance by members of the "triumvirate". No cameras though, as their wives may even be more formidable.
Us unmarried dudes, will pay no such dues, only great visuals that we can use. 
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dabull1
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| Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:19 pm Post subject: NP'S INVITATION |
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| AND WHAT A FINE ASS IT IS...... SMOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!! Anonymous out
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MalibuGuru
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| Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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1) It is clear that we would need a wide angle lens for this attempt at a new worlds record!
2) Does this mean I'll have to speak in toungues?
3) How much will I be paid?
4) Will I need shots? (whiskey or bourbon)
5) Mommy, I'm afraid.......
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jp5
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| Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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| nealpar wrote: | To the formidable triumvirate (collectively weighing about 1,000 lbs), I offer the following message of peace:
KISS MY ASS!
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Gosh, I thought you'd never ask/
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nealpar
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| Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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Oh OK, but you have to slip into something comfy like this.
Sorry SBard, they didn't have a "pea" outfit.
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dabull1
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| Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 7:09 pm Post subject: REVEALED!!! |
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| NP, I guess you've never seen what I wear under my wetsuit........................How'd you get that picture of me anyway! Bull
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swchandler
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| Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| In Nearpar's photo, the poor devil looks like he's being arrested doing something that he shouldn't. In that context, his standout outfit is unquestionably laughable and bizaare.
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