To the Kiter that I helped,

US12 · Joined: 06 Oct 2015 Posts: 3

I wanted a lady like tyler after I saw that movie, hang out at night on the beach. Hang out on the waves.Normal women were not the same to me, fat, wanted babies, fat.-now I'm an old fart! But it was worth it!

biffmalibu · Joined: 30 May 2008 Posts: 556

How to lure them here? Money is the wrong way, IMHO.

STILL too many surferdudes in the Gorge and on the coast. I see a lot of dudes growing old with only dogs (literal) for girlfriends. There are some brains on this forum. Come ON. THINK! Idea

Here's my idea (that I stole from Hood River fruit community): a sister city in Asia/Eastern Europe that engages in matchmaking women (rather than cherries or pears) there to men here.

U2U2U2 · Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:41 pm Post subject:

the Arabian horse club held it yearly event in Albuqerque every other year,

Patrick carried the US Flag riding his stallion at the opening cermonies when we live there.

my wife said he we un- assuming and down to earth

http://209.200.75.198/admin/2009-e-newsletters/arabhorse/2009sept.htm

biffmalibu · Joined: 30 May 2008 Posts: 556

Nice poem, tetiaroaxxx! Somehow it makes the (harsh) truth of the situation less painful.

...........

Oh why, Gorge Babe, is your schnozz so high in the air?
Could it be my trusty old Ford cargo van
Or, like the dude says, my graying back hair?

Perhaps it's the fact that I rent and do not own.
But at least I am kind like Buddha-man,
And my herbs are organically home-grown.

Oh don't worry, Gorge Chica. I take care of myself just fine.
My credit score's over 800.
L. Ron Hubbard says my IQ's at least 199.

You see, Babe, I've got style over substance.
You come first, and my sperm count's a billion.
You might want what's hiding in my pants.

Don't be afraid, snooty immigrant Yohini.
I understand it's tough to be ogled each and every day.
Especially when tetiaroaxxx is so aggressive with his peepee.

Starry-eyed Snootenheimeressa, put your shields down, not up.
Give a poor Gorge dude a try someday for some true love.
I will gladly sign the prenup.

tetiaroaxx · Joined: 06 Oct 2015 Posts: 225

biffmalibu · Joined: 30 May 2008 Posts: 556

It's lame and WEAK that tetiaroaxx's poetry was deleted. There wasn't even anything objectively offensive about it. And it had much better rhythm than mine.

eyesorebars · Joined: 06 Oct 2015 Posts: 3

mik377 · Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 55

tsokat · Joined: 15 May 1997 Posts: 326

Bret · Joined: 28 Apr 2006 Posts: 149 Location: Up State New York

oh Who cares, those surfing scenes are awesome filmed at Waimea Bay, and Astoria Oregon of all places (so called Bells Beach at the end). The heist, the hedonistic ways of living a life with high's and thrills' is what that movie was about.

Patrick Swayze is awesome! "Your surfing man"