Have windmills changed wind at Power Lines on Sherme Is?

[Georges]

Dear windsurfing community,

Thank you for your interest in my wind farm.Myself and 10 other farmers form the WFA (windmill farmers of America)
We are very interested in your proposal to direct the wind energy created by our propellers for the windsurfing community. Unfortunately the high cost of fuel required to run these highly efficient energy saving devices may require a small donation from your interest.

In the past we would have done it at no charge (we like to help people) but due an increase in fertilizer cost we are no longer able to do so.We have our best and brightest on this unexplained decrease in available fertilizer

Here is our proposal.
For $115.00 a year or $9.95 a month we will provide wind on demand. You will no no longer be held ransom by phoney wind 'forecasting' services. Truth be known most are owned by large gas company's who like nothing more than to have you drive all over hell and back chasing after wind.
For a small added cost you can have the windmills controlled from your cell phone.We where going to call it windy but it appears that name was taken.

Thanks for your interest
Mr. 'Old' McDonald.