Obama's Epic Failures

[swchandler]

Many folks tire of the never ending call to war somewhere in the world, but that's not the case with isobars. To him, an eternal state of war is a desirable goal.

[isobars]

What's the difference between these two statements?

1. John Dillinger was not a bank robber. He was simply a man who robbed banks.

2. Members of ISIS, Al Qaeda. Boko Haram, the Taliban, et.al. are not terrorists. They are simply people who commit terrorist acts.

Answer: #2 has been issued from the Office of the President of the United States in several ways via many teleprompters and official spokesmen. #1 is just stupid.

[MalibuGuru]

OBAMA STOLE SOME OF MY BEST LINES TO GET A GIRL TO SLEEP WITH ME...

Obama’s pre-Super Bowl interview was conducted by NBC’s Savannah Guthrie. The interview was an intertwining of lighthearted banter accompanied by an attempt at tough questioning.

During the interview, perhaps once again attempting to portray himself as ‘just one of the guys,’ Obama bragged about making his own beer in the White House. First thought, between the basketball pickup games, vacations, watching ESPN, and golfing, where does Obama find the time to also make beer? Second, does he have a permit to make this beer at the White House so that it can be regulated?
Then again, he also claimed that he used honey that came from Michelle’s garden, that we know she doesn’t tend to. So, maybe he didn’t make the beer himself after all.

There were two strange takeaways from this ‘interview.’

First, Obama stated that he is the first president since George Washington to make beer in the White House. There’s only one problem, Barry. Washington didn’t make beer in the White House because construction of it was not completed until John Adams became President. Washington made beer at his home in Mount Vernon.

Second, Obama used the interview as another type of beer summit, bringing some of his supposed homemade brew for the female reporter to try.

As they were tasting the beer, Obama recommended that Guthrie down the entire pint of beer before they begin recording the full interview, which was set to air on NBC’s Today Show on Monday. Why was he so eager for her to finish it so quickly? He told her if she downed the beer, the interview would go more smoother.

[mac]

Bard--several things were clear without any checking:

1. Obama has a better sense of humor than you do.

2. It must get tiresome having a crew of "gothcha" folks, like mrgybe, pointing out tiny errors that don't matter at all.

I was going to ask if you were smart enough to figure out that the White House hadn't been built when Washington was President--Obama's terrible error--or you received your message on www.Obamaslamoftheday.com\

But then I found out Obama has more integrity than you do--you cribbed this, without attribution, directly from the Tea Party site: http://www.tpnn.com/2015/02/02/video-obama-encourages-female-reporter-to-get-drunk-to-make-the-interview-go-smoother/

What was the saying? Nattering nabobs of negativity? When will you ever figure out what matters?

[KGB-NP]

I hear Obama has a grow op going in the White House basement, true?

[swchandler]

You know, if the Republicans in Congress hadn't deliberately voted against the will of the people of Washington DC when they successfully voted for the legalization of marijuana in November, maybe President Obama could have grown it. Leave it to the Republicans to crap on democracy for specious reasons.

[DanWeiss]

[mrgybe]

[mac]

There are about 5 million Muslims in France. We can certainly debate how well they have been integrated into the economy and assimilated. But the violent behavior of a handful of thugs many of whom were criminals before now, who kill in the name of the religion, should be treated as a criminal matter.

[uwindsurf]