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By Andy Borowitz
November 8, 2023
OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Irate Republican officials in Ohio have been crying foul over Tuesday night’s election results, claiming that there were “widespread cases” of women voting across the state.
Harland Dorrinson, a G.O.P. operative in Lake County, said that he had “eyewitness accounts” of “swarms of women” standing in long lines outside of polling places.
“Many of our poll workers spotted women going into voting booths and literally casting votes,” he said. “These were not isolated incidents.”
Dorrinson said the “nightmare scenario” that unfolded on Tuesday has dire implications for both Ohio and the nation.
“There is every indication that women meddled in this election,” he said. “What’s to stop them from doing it again in 2024?” |
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mac
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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| techno900 wrote: | | https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report |
Couldn't you figure out it was a joke? But on point. |
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cgoudie1
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| Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2023 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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Women voting, what's next. It's the plains of Megiddo !
-Craig
| mac wrote: | By Andy Borowitz
November 8, 2023
OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Irate Republican officials in Ohio have been crying foul over Tuesday night’s election results, claiming that there were “widespread cases” of women voting across the state.
Harland Dorrinson, a G.O.P. operative in Lake County, said that he had “eyewitness accounts” of “swarms of women” standing in long lines outside of polling places.
“Many of our poll workers spotted women going into voting booths and literally casting votes,” he said. “These were not isolated incidents.”
Dorrinson said the “nightmare scenario” that unfolded on Tuesday has dire implications for both Ohio and the nation.
“There is every indication that women meddled in this election,” he said. “What’s to stop them from doing it again in 2024?” |
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MikeLaRonde
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The final frontier!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermobaric_weapon
That's right, both mother and father of all bombs are just another colossal science experiment! Well below low Earth orbit, of course. 
| cgoudie1 wrote: | Women voting, what's next. It's the plains of Megiddo !
-Craig
| mac wrote: | By Andy Borowitz
November 8, 2023
OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Irate Republican officials in Ohio have been crying foul over Tuesday night’s election results, claiming that there were “widespread cases” of women voting across the state.
Harland Dorrinson, a G.O.P. operative in Lake County, said that he had “eyewitness accounts” of “swarms of women” standing in long lines outside of polling places.
“Many of our poll workers spotted women going into voting booths and literally casting votes,” he said. “These were not isolated incidents.”
Dorrinson said the “nightmare scenario” that unfolded on Tuesday has dire implications for both Ohio and the nation.
“There is every indication that women meddled in this election,” he said. “What’s to stop them from doing it again in 2024?” |
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mac
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| Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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| The piano has been drinking again. |
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MikeLaRonde
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Armageddon!
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mac
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| Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2023 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Armageddon or the rapture? Make up your mind. |
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MalibuGuru
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Trump is at 42% with Hispanics...lol. Univision interview was incredibly friendly. I think he'll have 50% Latino votes in 24.
You liberal racists think they're stupid. This couldn't be funnier. Argentina is now Trump country. |
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