Where art thou, oh Matty?

boggsman1 · Joined: 24 Jun 2002 Posts: 9120 Location: at a computer

In 2013, the handful of wind lovers here were deprived of the vivacious eloquence of the man known as Matty... I know Mittens took a good beating and that didn't sit well with the Boston brawler, but I certainly hope I don't have to wait until September to find out when the Durham report is coming out...

vientomas · Joined: 25 Apr 2000 Posts: 2343

Noooooooooo!!! Don't summon the creature! Shame on you. Laughing

real-human · Joined: 02 Jul 2011 Posts: 14888 Location: on earth

mac · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2021 9:48 pm Post subject:

Mad matty quit once before, posting about how this was a waste of time and maybe people shoukd do something more positive. But he relapsed.

wsurfer · Joined: 17 Aug 2000 Posts: 1635

Since we're talking about my good friend mat-ty I'll share again my limericks/Trumpernicks from the election on out!

I mail-in voted for Donald J Trump
My ballot ended up in the dump
Dominion machines are so bad
Flip the votes to Biden so sad
Allegations of fraud make me a chump

I've stopped dying my hair dog-piss yellow
As grey makes me a distinguished fellow
But Rudy shows us why
It's no time to dye
The election was rigged we both bellow

The election would be rigged if I lost
So the mail-in ballots must be tossed
Count 'em if I can win
Lose 'em if they're for Biden
Let's burn every bridge I have crossed

The Covid corner we were rounding
And then my re-election took a pounding
So why now must I go
When they love me just so
The denial of truth is confounding

I lost my Facebook and Twitter
For being a bullshit transmitter
I’m just a big fat loser
Now a Capitol abuser
The prestige of the Office I do fritter

I told the minions I’d never quit
As I Tweet from the throne where I shit
Jan. 6th will be wild
Said the insolent child
For the office that I hold I’m unfit

Come to the Capitol to petition
Perhaps engage in a little sedition
When the going gets tough
We can’t love you enough
Don’t expect an act of contrition

I lost the election to Biden
So to Mar-A-Lago I’ll go hidin’
From acts of sedition
On the road to perdition
With my golf cart I’ll go ridin’

And one last non-limerick:

Turned Democracy into a battlefront
Do anything to get what you want
What’s your next political stunt
For your popular front
Is there no decency you’ll not affront
So I’ll just be blunt
Your a big fat c*nt